God's Quote

"I'm going to create sin, and then create men and women with a desire, ability, and free will to perform those sinful acts. However, I will punish them if they follow through on those desires. Because I am so glorious, I will then impregnate a woman with myself as her child so that I can be born. Once alive, I will then kill myself as a sacrifice to myself to save you from the sin I originally tempted you with. " - Yahweh